Hansa

Zur Not schnapp dir 'nen alten Kartoffelsack, zerflädder den und wickel den dir um deine Knarre. Hauptsache, da hängt nicht so ein Tannenbaum um den Hals, der im realen Leben mal eben den fünf-stelligen Bereich knacken würde.

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead."
- RFC 1925 Fundamental Truths of Networking